The LOL Street Journal Send questions, comments, jokes, and fanmail to thelolstreetjournal@gmail.com var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-4691342-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Kyle Ewert Dot ComTumblr (3.0; @kyleewert)http://kyleewert.com/Oh NBC, you have screwed the pooch big time…<object width="400" height="300"><param name="movie" value="http://www.cbs.com/e/U9ruroO26LQPY631V8Atl34qa2nmxtzt/cbs/1/" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="300" src="http://www.cbs.com/e/U9ruroO26LQPY631V8Atl34qa2nmxtzt/cbs/1/" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Oh NBC, you have screwed the pooch big time…</p>http://kyleewert.com/post/334205636http://kyleewert.com/post/334205636Thu, 14 Jan 2010 10:08:56 -0500Barack Obama is...<p><img src="http://www.abril.com.br/imagem/obama-casaco-marca-436.jpg"/></p>http://kyleewert.com/post/324408909http://kyleewert.com/post/324408909Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:55:01 -0500Holy crap, Penn Station is overrun by hippies!!!!!<p>Holy crap, Penn Station is overrun by hippies!!!!!</p>http://kyleewert.com/post/268723965http://kyleewert.com/post/268723965Fri, 04 Dec 2009 01:19:54 -0500i figured out how to auto-tune in garageband! hooray me!<p>i figured out how to auto-tune in garageband! hooray me!</p>http://kyleewert.com/post/267405560http://kyleewert.com/post/267405560Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:15:40 -0500Want to write, but lacking inspiration…Maybe sleep will help…but knowing me, probably...<p>Want to write, but lacking inspiration…Maybe sleep will help…but knowing me, probably not.</p>http://kyleewert.com/post/266047876http://kyleewert.com/post/266047876Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:03:54 -0500Oh man, did I get World AIDS Day wrong…Now what am I going to do with these crates of cochlear...<p>Oh man, did I get World AIDS Day wrong…Now what am I going to do with these crates of cochlear implants I ordered???</p>http://kyleewert.com/post/265198136http://kyleewert.com/post/265198136Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:47:17 -0500digsyfinallyhasa: caitlintime: Legendary Indiana Comedian...<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktwm4p7SoZ1qzon0ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://digsyfinallyhasa.tumblr.com/post/264496995/caitlintime-legendary-indiana-comedian-david" target="_blank">digsyfinallyhasa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://caitlintime.tumblr.com/post/264084443/legendary-indiana-comedian-david-letterman" target="_blank">caitlintime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Legendary Indiana Comedian David Letterman</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s staggering to think how much this man has directly influenced my life by deciding to host a late night show decades ago, and continuing to do so on CBS in the early ’90s. Staggering as in, I would still be in Tennessee, probably working for the CBS affiliate, and…and…and? And I think that’s it.</p> <p>I’m with Dave, ride or die.</p> </blockquote>http://kyleewert.com/post/265172707http://kyleewert.com/post/265172707Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:16:40 -0500Anybody know a free way I can watch Mad Men Season 3?<p>Anybody know a free way I can watch Mad Men Season 3?</p>http://kyleewert.com/post/265007700http://kyleewert.com/post/265007700Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:57:13 -0500I didn’t even realize Cyber Monday was a thing until today…and I’m not even taking...<p>I didn’t even realize Cyber Monday was a thing until today…and I’m not even taking advantage of it.</p>http://kyleewert.com/post/264142948http://kyleewert.com/post/264142948Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:59:49 -0500Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: http://bit.ly/29rFES<p>Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: <a href="http://bit.ly/29rFES" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/29rFES</a></p>http://kyleewert.com/post/263741522http://kyleewert.com/post/263741522Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:59:32 -0500WTF #3: A kid at Old Navy sat on the railing of the escalator, but slipped off causing him to get...<p>WTF #3: A kid at Old Navy sat on the railing of the escalator, but slipped off causing him to get twisted between the down and up railings.</p>http://kyleewert.com/post/262925902http://kyleewert.com/post/262925902Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:55:33 -0500Today was a WTF day…WTF #1: At Serendipity a server stopped short in front of a child and...<p>Today was a WTF day…WTF #1: At Serendipity a server stopped short in front of a child and yelled “He needs to find a seat and stay in it!”</p>http://kyleewert.com/post/262761678http://kyleewert.com/post/262761678Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:55:48 -0500WTF #2: A fat lady slipped out of her seat as an R train left and braced herself on my knee while...<p>WTF #2: A fat lady slipped out of her seat as an R train left and braced herself on my knee while whacking a woman in the face with her bag.</p>http://kyleewert.com/post/262761672http://kyleewert.com/post/262761672Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:55:48 -0500WTF #2 (Part 2): The woman yelped and when the fat lady apologized, she touched her shoulder, and...<p>WTF #2 (Part 2): The woman yelped and when the fat lady apologized, she touched her shoulder, and the woman replied “Please don’t touch me!”</p>http://kyleewert.com/post/262761650http://kyleewert.com/post/262761650Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:55:47 -0500Fender bender followed up by a man holding up the train because he wanted to take pictures of his...<p>Fender bender followed up by a man holding up the train because he wanted to take pictures of his daughter getting on it. #murphyslaw</p>http://kyleewert.com/post/255823525http://kyleewert.com/post/255823525Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:33:33 -0500Stupid People<p><img src="http://scrink.com/blog/private/uploaded_images/StupidPeopleLarge-706885.jpg" align="top" height="300" width="300"/></p> <p>SAID snarkily by a dumb girl in Penn Station: “So he told me he was speaking Creole, but he said ‘le gouvernement des États Unis.’  And I understood him and I’m pretty sure I didn’t take Creole in high school.”</p> <p>The following is what I contemplated saying to her in response to her comment, “Actually Creole is a language derived from French.  So it is not unlikely that “le gouvernement des États Unis” is the same in Creole as it is in French…YOU STUPID IDIOT.  Also, never have children.  Thank you and have a safe train ride.”</p>http://kyleewert.com/post/255121990http://kyleewert.com/post/255121990Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:15:00 -0500Let this be a lesson to all of you…crazy people WILL talk to you if you don’t have your...<p>Let this be a lesson to all of you…crazy people WILL talk to you if you don’t have your headphones in!</p>http://kyleewert.com/post/254007435http://kyleewert.com/post/254007435Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:52:11 -0500Me<p><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3659/3406132648_c09ea7d06c.jpg" height="314" width="500"/></p>http://kyleewert.com/post/242565095http://kyleewert.com/post/242565095Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:56:25 -0500I Recommend This<p><img src="http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/07/14/where-wild-things-are-sun.jpg" height="254" width="450"/></p>http://kyleewert.com/post/215969166http://kyleewert.com/post/215969166Sat, 17 Oct 2009 23:08:23 -0400Inner Struggle<p>I want to do this:</p> <p><img src="http://studenthacks.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/thesis-paper.jpg" height="488" width="364"/></p> <p>But all I can think about doing is this:</p> <p><img src="http://blog.americanfeast.com/images/eating-disorder.jpg" height="400" width="300"/></p>http://kyleewert.com/post/181214438http://kyleewert.com/post/181214438Sun, 06 Sep 2009 11:37:42 -0400